(Not-So) Random Drug Test

Ok, so we do get RANDOMLY picked and tested for drug intake under the substance abuse prevention policy in the office. But did you know that you can fail this even if you had pain killers like aspirin or carbonated drinks just before the test?

But that doesn't bother me much, what really bothers me is it being called a 'RANDOM' Drug Test. No, really, will they randomly pick the CEO for a drug test? And what if he fails - will they hand him a pink slip? hmmm ... I would like to see that.